99 problem, but a cop ain't one

"Am I under arrest or should I guess some mo'? Well you was doin fifty-five in a fifty-fo. Liscense and registration and step out of the car. Are you carryin' a weapon on you I know a lot of you are. I ain't steppin out of shit all my paper's legit. Well, do you mind if I look round the car a little bit? Well my glove compartment is locked so are the trunk in the back. And I know my rights so you gon' need a warrant for that. Aren't you sharp as a tack, you some type of lawyer or something'? Or somebody important or somethin'? Nah, I ain't pass the bar but i know a little bit. Enough that you won't illegally search my shit. We'll see how smart you are when the K9 come. I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one. Hit me" Inderdaad, een stukje tekst uit het Jay Z nummer 99 Problems. Laten we het even houden op fake, maar als dit schouwspel echt gebeurd is, dan nomineer ik die copper voor veldwachter van het jaar. Hit me!